Star Spangled Awesomeness (Disguised as Wine Glasses) - Set of 2

Are you tired of drinking your $6 gas-station Pinot Grigio out of a mug that says Don't Talk To Me Until I've Had My Coffee? It’s time to upgrade your buzz with some serious, unfiltered freedom. Look at these beauties! On one side, you have a majestic, frosted American bald eagle staring deep into your soul, judging how much wine you’ve actually poured. On the other side, a field of stars to remind you that even when you’re seeing double, you’re still a patriot. Why you need these in your life: The Two-Fisted Design: The eagle is on the front, the stars are on the back. It literally doesn't matter which hand you hold it in—you will always look like you are about to sign the Declaration of Independence. Flight-Attendant Proof: These aren't fragile little things meant for a fancy first-class flight. They are sturdy, mid-century home bar royalty. Built to survive rowdy dinner parties, heated debates about the economy, and the occasional aggressive clink. Instant Sophistication: You could literally fill these with apple juice, and your guests would still assume you have a secret government clearance. I’m letting this iconic duo go for $28. That’s just fourteen bucks an eagle. You can't even get a decent cocktail for fourteen dollars anymore, but you can buy the vessels to make yourself look incredibly powerful while drinking at home in your sweatpants. Buy them before I change my mind, fill them with tequila, and start lecturing my dog about American history.