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The “MEAT” Board - Penis Charcuterie Board
$35.00
$45.5
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The Vibe: Looking to spice up your next girls' night or bachelorette party? This stunning, handcrafted artisanal board is perfect for serving up the finest meats, nuts, and cheeses balls! 🤭 The Backstory: It’s exactly what it looks like. A literal meat board. It is to make your grandma blush and your friends laugh until they cry. 16 x 10
Daily Cleaning: Use a soft brush or damp cloth to gently wipe away dirt. Avoid harsh chemicals. For mesh areas, use diluted mild detergent and a soft brush.
Drying: Air dry in a cool, shaded place after cleaning. Avoid direct sunlight or high heat, which can cause fading and glue deterioration.
Storage: Stuff with paper to maintain shape when not in use. Store in a dry, ventilated area to prevent mold. Rotate between multiple pairs to extend lifespan.
Usage Notes: Designed for basketball. Not recommended for hiking, long-distance running, or other specialized sports where different performance features are required.